1.

I want to eat all the tacos.

Tacos will never taste good again.

2.

The dog has eaten

The dog has eaten everything

The dog has eaten everything that was on the ground

The dog has eaten everything that was on the ground and now it is shit.

I am out of poop bags.

3.

You gave me food
nicknames

peach
cupcake
peach

Well now
you can call me
too little
and
too late
for dinner.

4.

My eyes are
fucking raisins
rattling around
in salted
sockets.

5.

you know how
you have a cake
and it is
the best cake

this isn’t
that cake.