Jan 8th: Aspiring foodie adventurist/traveling hipster doofus Hawksbill “White Raisin In The Sun” Free Turtle  wikiconjures a leeward image of the local USVI food culture.   Jan 9th  am:  Lunch pail list completed:   1.Try conch, fungee, callaloo, and mauby.   2. Eat as much fresh fish as possible   3. Drink each of the following local beverages: pumpkin punch, sorrel, soursop punch, banana punch, peanut punch, bush tea and lemon tea among others.   4. If all else fails, subsist on coffee, painkillers, and Johnnycakes.   Jan 9th pm: Reads friend’s email informing him “Caribbean actually imports most of its seafood!” Notes #2 on list will take some extra panache. Uses the word panache for the first time in his notes. Notes this.  …